| 1 Ise do Indian ne follow kiya... | |
“Bharat mera desh hai aur sabhi bhartiya mere bhai-behen hai” Ise do Indian ne follow kiya hai & thats true Indian 1. Rajiv Gandhi 2. Sania Mirza |
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| 2 Ali ke 4 baache hue... | |
Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali, Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali, Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali |
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| 3 After Death goes heaven... | |
After Death goes heaven, God=Bol kya chahiye? =Muze sonni kuddi dila do, God= Dila dunga,, Aagr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA.. Agar Baniya hai to YANA.. Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA,, Bol tera naam kya hai..?? Mohammad Singh Aggarwal |
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| 4 Income Tax Officer... | |
Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha. Clerk Kya Hua? Officer Mal ika Sheravat Ki File Hai. Clerk To? Officer Kapde Pehenti Nahi Aur Laundry Bill 11lakh Bataya Hai. |
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| 5 KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he... | |
Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho. Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he? Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola? Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he? |
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| 6 Teacher and Student... | |
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir |
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| 7 Door se dekha to kuchh... | |
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…… Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi…. Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi. |
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