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Jokes

Bharat mera desh hai aur sabhi bhartiya mere bhai-behen hai
Ise do Indian ne follow kiya hai
thats true Indian

1. Rajiv Gandhi
2. Sania Mirza

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Holi Wishes

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK!

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Sardar Ji Jokes

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?
Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam...

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Good Luck

WHAT is "DUA"?
"D"- DIL se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko har din sachi KHUSHI de.
"U"- UDASI aap ke QAREEB se bhi na guzre.
"A"- Aap hamesha khush Rahe.

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Romantic

Dil hi dil mein hum
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain
Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey "Khushi" Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain

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Santa Banta

Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?
Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)
Santa: AIRHOSTESS!!!!

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Email Jokes

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications...

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